yo so boreed i think i should go and skate

happy 4th july ppl

I'll tell u what dream used to scare me as a kid, used to acually give me night-mares, remember those kool-aid comercials?  Where that big talkin bowl of punch, he would come crashing through your fucking wall in the living room.  you wouldnt even know he just BOOUF!!  O,YEAH O,YEAH O,YEAH  and the kids would be all excited, YES,YES!!!  and then they would drink out of him after debris fell in his open dumb head, he would pour himself, O,YEAH! O,YEAH!...him and his crazy tights... i dont like that, i dont like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination, a bowl of juice wearing tights, fuck drinking out of him, if that was me i'd be like OH NO NO NO NO NO, you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work, he's gonna beat me with a belt, he's not gonna belive a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here, you stupid idiot, yeah comin' thorough the wall is real fuckin' cool, using the front door is cool too, dont touch me u fucking drink! dont touch me you beverage! are u sweating or condensing?  i will kick you in the tights and u will go down cause' your very top heavy! you glass bitch.....YOU GLASS BASTARD! O YEAH! O NO!-NOT SO KOOL-AID MAN